That's right! She has finally done it. I shouldn't have to work once Pizza Hut or some other major chain calls to patent Emma's new idea...PIZZA DIPPERS!!!
The other night we were eating pizza for dinner and Emma was drinking from a normal cup with a straw. Like all kids she loves blowing bubbles into her cups. There is no better place to hold your cup than in you lap so you can see all the fun bubbles bursting and splashing your face. One unlucky(or lucky depending on your point of view) piece of pepperoni didn't survive the trip from plate to mouth and landed with a splash and an "Uh-Oh," followed by Emma's surprise face.If you've been lucky enough to hang out with her you know the one. The pepperoni sunk to the bottom of the cup and I reached over to fish it out. Upon retrieval she promptly grabbed it off of my fork an dipped it back into the water. The next move is obvious. No. She didn't eat the pepperoni she slurped of the water and dipped it back into the cup. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Soon two pepperonis were in the cup. Then three and finally four. At this point in our story Emma's water looked like the Exxon Valdez was spilling its load all over the surface. The water itself wasn't very clear either, looking more like pizza sauce than crystal clear tap(is that an oxymoron?).
Shanna was instantly horrified. I on the other hand had visions of greenback dancing through my head. Who wouldn't want Emma's new Pizza Dippers? The next day while I was dipping my garlic bread into pizza sauce she was hard at work on a new creation... Jelly Belly Fruit Snacks dipped in Pizza Sauce YES!!! I am still waiting for the pizza chain labs to call but I don't expect they can hold out much longer.
The other night we were eating pizza for dinner and Emma was drinking from a normal cup with a straw. Like all kids she loves blowing bubbles into her cups. There is no better place to hold your cup than in you lap so you can see all the fun bubbles bursting and splashing your face. One unlucky(or lucky depending on your point of view) piece of pepperoni didn't survive the trip from plate to mouth and landed with a splash and an "Uh-Oh," followed by Emma's surprise face.If you've been lucky enough to hang out with her you know the one. The pepperoni sunk to the bottom of the cup and I reached over to fish it out. Upon retrieval she promptly grabbed it off of my fork an dipped it back into the water. The next move is obvious. No. She didn't eat the pepperoni she slurped of the water and dipped it back into the cup. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Soon two pepperonis were in the cup. Then three and finally four. At this point in our story Emma's water looked like the Exxon Valdez was spilling its load all over the surface. The water itself wasn't very clear either, looking more like pizza sauce than crystal clear tap(is that an oxymoron?).
Shanna was instantly horrified. I on the other hand had visions of greenback dancing through my head. Who wouldn't want Emma's new Pizza Dippers? The next day while I was dipping my garlic bread into pizza sauce she was hard at work on a new creation... Jelly Belly Fruit Snacks dipped in Pizza Sauce YES!!! I am still waiting for the pizza chain labs to call but I don't expect they can hold out much longer.
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very nice and descriptive writing, but count me out. Sorry but I'm picky.
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