Update

Today Shanna gave birth to a strapping 14lb baby goat. Must have been from that time I got in the motorcycle accident and had to have one of my testicles replaced with a goat testicle. No wait. This was just one of the crazy hormone induced dreams my wife has been having since she is STILL PREGNANT. Actually, things aint goin too bad. The due date is tomorrow. At least it will be tomorrow in about one hour. Here are the details everyone has been waiting to hear. Shanna is about 75% effaced. Women, you probably know what this means. Men, either wait until you experience pregnancy or ask your mom. This means that the delivery should be just around the corner right? Wrong. It means she is exactly as far along this week as she was last week. Yes Cer, Vixing I should think. Hmmmm did I spell that wrong? Maybe the word I was think of was Vexing. Yes. Yes sir, I definitely meant vexing. Enough word games. To make a long story longer we have a date at the delivery ward for Thursday evening. Shanna's doctor is on call for Friday so we get to spend the night at the one place I love to say goodbye to everyday. I'll bet most of you can't remember the last time you had to spend the night at your work. If everything goes as planned she will deliver on Friday March 18. Let the one week countdown begin.